Baloney

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ISBN: 9781770564695
Release Date: 2016-10-10
Number of pages: 144
Author: Maxime Bock
Publisher: Coach House Books

Download and read online Baloney in PDF and EPUB "Bock's language crackles with the energy of a Québécois folk song, impassioned and celebratory but also melancholy and cheekily ironic." —The New Yorker, on Atavisms A young, floundering author meets Robert "Baloney" Lacerte, an older, marginal poet who seems to own nothing beyond his unwavering certainty. Over the course of one summer evening, Lacerte recounts his unrelenting quest for poetry, which has taken him from Quebec's Boreal forests to South America to East Montreal, where he seems poised to disappear without a trace. But as the blocked writer discovers, Lacerte might just be full of it. Maxime Raymond Bock lives in Montreal, Quebec. Atavisms, his first book, won the Prix Adrienne-Choquette. Pablo Strauss, who translated Atavisms, lives in Quebec City, Quebec.


Baloney Henry P

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ISBN: 0606344918
Release Date: 2005-09-01
Number of pages:
Author: Jon Scieszka
Publisher: Turtleback

Download and read online Baloney Henry P in PDF and EPUB The twisted team that gave the world "Squids Will Be Squids" and "The Stinky Cheese Man" now delivers a whole lot of "Baloney". Henry is an alien school kid who needs to come up with one very good excuse to explain why he is late for "szkola" again. Received from deep space by Scieszka, Henry's tall tale is graphically recreated in Smith's out-of-this-world full-color illustrations.


Balloons Baloney

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ISBN: 9781420882438
Release Date: 2005-11-01
Number of pages: 284
Author: Jacques Ferraris
Publisher: AuthorHouse

Download and read online Balloons Baloney in PDF and EPUB It exposes Bush's disastrous policies. Mr. I can't recall making a mistake' ruined our country and transformed Clinton's surplus into a huge deficit. His Iraq folly has cost-so far-1,800 American and over 100,000 Iraqi lives. Iraq could very well become another Iran, ruled by ayatollahs under the Shari'a law. As long as they can amass enormous profits, greedy American corporations, thanks to NAFTA and now CAFTA, with Bush's blessings, continue to outsource millions of jobs to cheap labor. What Bush has done to the American people can be summarized in one word: SHAFTA.


A Bunch of Baloney

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ISBN: 9781524669133
Release Date: 2017-01-25
Number of pages: 52
Author: Lee Norrington
Publisher: AuthorHouse

Download and read online A Bunch of Baloney in PDF and EPUB Since he first entered the workforce, Lee Norrington has pretty much done anything it took to earn a paycheck. He’s been a computer technician, lab assistant, pawn clerk, waiter, dishwasher, and even a landscaper. Dealing with the public was nothing new for him, yet nothing could prepare him for his most challenging vocation to date—that of a meat cutter in Rural Nowhere, Midwest. In this book, Lee recalls his adventures as he meets some of the most diverse and bizarre customers and coworkers of his life. There are those that make him laugh, those that enrage him, a rare few that touch his heart, and oh so many that simply dumbfound him and cause him to question the sanity of the local populace and the composition of the municipal water supply.


The Case of the Missing Baloney

Filename: the-case-of-the-missing-baloney.pdf
ISBN: 9781607996385
Release Date: 2009-12-01
Number of pages: 38
Author: Jennifer Boster
Publisher: Tate Publishing

Download and read online The Case of the Missing Baloney in PDF and EPUB When the baloney disappears from the refrigerator, there is only one person to call: six-year-old CeCe. Imagination runs high as CeCe tracks down the baloney and solves her first mystery inThe Case of the Missing Baloney-based on a true event and written by talented new author Jennifer Boster.


Tony Baloney

Filename: tony-baloney.pdf
ISBN: 9780545231350
Release Date: 2011-01-01
Number of pages: 40
Author: Pam Muñoz Ryan
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Download and read online Tony Baloney in PDF and EPUB Tony, a macaroni penguin, is a middle child with very exasperating siblings, and although he never looks for trouble, it often finds him.


Double Baloney

Filename: double-baloney.pdf
ISBN: 9781462810079
Release Date: 2009-03-27
Number of pages: 140
Author: Bruce Howard Hamilton
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Download and read online Double Baloney in PDF and EPUB ~Double Baloney~ is a compilation of 130 pages of mock-haiku and pseudolimericks, rather baroquely written so that each item is one relatively sweeping 'sentence.' On every page is one mock-haiku plus one psuedolimerick, and the individual items on each page have quite identical titles. A very strong attempt has been made to push the language of the individual pieces toward much grammatical correctness, so that the final verbal effects might seem lapidary if not absolutely epigrammatic. Much entertainment supposedly may be had in terms of noticing how the English language is played with.


Baloney and the Bully Bandits

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ISBN: 9781477178065
Release Date: 2011-03-04
Number of pages: 24
Author: Albert Mendoza
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation

Download and read online Baloney and the Bully Bandits in PDF and EPUB Mick and his dog Baloney are separated after moving into a new neighborhood. Baloney ends up following a gang of dogs known as the Bully Bandits. The Bully Bandits are Molar, Chaos, and Squirt. These dogs are fast on their feet and teach Baloney the rules of the street. While on the run from the dog catcher, Baloney takes the advice of a smart alley cat who warns Baloney not to hang out with the Bully Bandits or he will end up in the pound. Baloney realizes "this gang life is not good for me. I don't need a gang when I have a family." Follow Baloney on a crazy adventure as he retraces his steps and tries to turn his life around finding his way home safe and sound.


Tony Baloney Yo Ho Ho Halloween

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ISBN: 9780545949354
Release Date: 2016-06-28
Number of pages: 40
Author: Pam Muñoz Ryan
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Download and read online Tony Baloney Yo Ho Ho Halloween in PDF and EPUB Halloween is coming! This year, Tony Baloney wants to stand out in the crowd at the school Halloween parade. But can he keep his costume intact until the day of the parade? This hilarious story is great fun for anyone who's ever come up with a brilliant plan that doesn't go quite the way they envisioned...readers will delight in a treat ending-the Baloneys have a few tricks up their sleeves!


Tony Baloney Pen Pal

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ISBN: 9780545651288
Release Date: 2015-06-30
Number of pages: 40
Author: Pam Munoz Ryan
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.

Download and read online Tony Baloney Pen Pal in PDF and EPUB Everyone's favorite penguin--and the star of two best-selling readers in clubs and fairs--is back in another adorable adventure! Tony Baloney is excited. It's Pen Pal Month at school. Tony hopes he and his new pen pal Sam will become friends for life. It looks promising. The two have a lot in common: Sam rides a scooter, plays baseball, is a middle-child, and has a stuffed animal buddy, just like Tony! But when Sam's class comes to visit, Tony gets a big surprise: Sam is a girl! Can Tony be friends for life with a GIRL?


Chocolate Covered Baloney

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ISBN: 9781400321506
Release Date: 2012-11-12
Number of pages: 288
Author: KD McCrite
Publisher: Thomas Nelson Inc

Download and read online Chocolate Covered Baloney in PDF and EPUB The last thing April Grace wants is more change in her life—but that’s exactly what she gets! Plus, April has a new mystery to solve when Myra Sue starts sneaking around and acting very suspicious! From snooty new neighbors to starting junior high to getting a new baby brother to having her grandmother get a boyfriend, April Grace has had enough change to last until she is at least 87 years old. But when it rains, it pours, and April Grace is in for the ride of her life when her prissy, citified neighbor Isabel becomes her gym teacher and a long-lost relative suddenly reappears and throws everything into a tizzy. On top of that, April’s sister, Myra Sue, has been hiding something and sneaking around. April needs to find out what is going on before her silly sister gets herself into trouble again. More important, will April find the grace she needs to handle her topsy-turvy life and forgive past wrongs? Girls will fall in love with April’s humor and completely relate to her as she deals with family, friends, drama, and both the humor and the heartache that are part of growing up.


Cliques Phonies and Other Baloney

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ISBN: 9781575428154
Release Date: 1998-09-15
Number of pages: 136
Author: Trevor Romain
Publisher: Free Spirit Publishing

Download and read online Cliques Phonies and Other Baloney in PDF and EPUB Cliques can make you sick. If you're on the outside, you're treated like dirt. And if you're on the inside, you have to follow the rules. Who needs more rules at school? Written for every kid who has ever felt excluded or trapped by a clique, this book blends humor with practical advice as it tackles a serious subject. Trevor Romain starts by explaining what cliques are and why they exist: because everyone wants to have friends. He reveals why some cliques are so annoying--and often full of phonies. And he shares the secret to being popular: just be yourself! Trevor knows how to get through to kids. As readers smile at his cartoons and laugh at his jokes, they'll also be learning skills they need to make and keep friends--real friends, not people who pretend to be cool. They'll discover that some supposedly "popular" kids are lonely and miserable inside. And they'll pick up important self-esteem tips that will help them feel good about themselves (because there's no need to let a bad clique spoil a perfectly good day). Part of the Bully Free Kids(tm) line


Baloney on Wry

Filename: baloney-on-wry.pdf
ISBN: 1886028575
Release Date: 2003-03-01
Number of pages: 131
Author: Frank Larson
Publisher: Savage Press

Download and read online Baloney on Wry in PDF and EPUB Humorous essays by the author of the successful Jackpine Savages, skinny dipping for fun and profit. An urbane and LOL collection of funny stories.


Baloney

Filename: baloney.pdf
ISBN: OCLC:812190634
Release Date: 2012
Number of pages:
Author: Ian Ross
Publisher:

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Annoying Orange 6 My Little Baloney

Filename: annoying-orange-6-my-little-baloney.pdf
ISBN: 9781629911458
Release Date: 2014-11-18
Number of pages: 64
Author: Scott Shaw!
Publisher: Papercutz

Download and read online Annoying Orange 6 My Little Baloney in PDF and EPUB Will Marshmallow abandon the produce section to hang out with new friends in the cold cuts department? Friends such as Twilight Ham, Porkie Pie, Spamity, Applejerkie, Flutterball Turkey, Roastbeef Dash, or Princess Pastrami? Or will Marshmallow simply find out that friendship is tragic? More fresh-squeezed mayhem from Orange and the fruit bowl gang!